August 2012
miketooch:
suzukins:
i just found a shit load of condoms in the boots my sister gave me
Talk about PROTECTIVE FOOTWEAR…
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numbuh086:
wow someone please date me (date me [please])
I would date you at 1995… how close was I?
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blackstanlee:
hannameth:
i just saw porn on my dash and gagged
gagged on what?
An Animated Family
juniorcaptain:
I was rewatching The Hunchback of Notre Dame when I realized that Kevin Kline was the voice of Phoebus. Kevin Kline also voiced Tulio in The Road to El Dorado.
This has led me to conclude that Phoebus
is the father of Miguel.
Miguel fell in love with Tulio, in part because of the voice that reminded him of his dad’s
and, as we all know, Miguel and Tulio had a son
but...
July 2012
The sixth GIF in your folder is your sexual face.
disneysarah:
puffy-ecosystem:
j322:
homejellie:
ladysmutty:
awkward-duet:
razateer:
cookieroach:
regeneratingdegenerate:
harveyspecteresq:
consultantnotanagent:
ask-the-god-of-mischief:
thethundersboom:
onapalehorsexx:
picassowithaknife:
askhotassdeanwinchester:
thedevilsblogger:
masterofsaxon:
alixandersaxon:
(NIiiiice)
(SCREEEEEECH!!!!!!...
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So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals:
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
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When you can't find the price tag
lolthefunniest:
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Whoever determined that a 1-inch candy bar should...
