August 2012
I wonder how many people will actually go to...
…the workers there must find it so ammusing to see a bunch of people all crowded around this one wall…
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Me: Harry Potter is, like, the gateway fandom. You start reading the books, then all of a sudden you have a Sonic Screw driver, you're carrying salt everywhere and awkwardly in love with Sherlock Holmes and you don't really know how any of it happened, but your pretty sure it started because Mr. and Mrs. Vernon Dursely of 4 Privet Drive were proud to say that they were perfectly normal thank you very much.
Friend: I don't even know how to respond to that.
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Daydreaming while you're reading, then having to...
sodamnrelatable:
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sigur-roskolnikov:
Casual reminder that Mitt Romney physically assaulted a gay man. Santorum was two letters away from calling Obama the n-word on national television. Paul Ryan laughed as an elderly man with a broken arm was tackled to the ground. All three of them have expressed their hatred of women in their policies.
Deadly serious reminder that if you vote for them, you are promoting...
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me: omg it's karkat's ANCESTOR IGHGUHRUHSGR
one minute later
me: shut the fuck up please oh my God
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nevillelongbadass:
a girl from your school’s blog
picture of a starbucks frappuccino
picture of weed
picture of a girl in a bikini
picture of a cartoon disney movie
picture of a burger and fries
picture of a couple holding hands
your blog
gay
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gay
gay
crying
gay
gay
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A1 troll name meanings
quadrantvacillation:
mementomoryo:
Damara: A species of sheep with curling horns.
Mituna: Based on Maithuna, the Hindu Zodiac’s equivalent of Gemini; a Tantric sex ritual
Kankri: “Crab,” also the suffix for all stars that lie in the constellation Cancer
Meulin: Sounds like “mewlin’”
Latula: Based on Tulā , the Hindu Zodiac’s equivalent of Libra.
Porrim: Based on Porrima, an archaic Roman...
GALLIFREY HAS BEEN FOUND. I REPEAT. GALLIFREY HAS... →
fassabendover:
i want to punch you in the mouth with my lips
audinolol:
popcorn-colonel:
fuckinglaughter:
Without that little voice in your head, you wouldn’t be able to read this.
MY GOD YOU’RE RIGHT
IT’S TOO EARLY FOR THIS SHIT OMFG
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liveinphoenix:
if you rip out my headphones while im listening to music because you think its funny i will personally escort you to the gates of hell
gforcetrademark:
WE’RE THE UPDATE
HE’S THE UPDATE
EVERYTHING IS UPDATE
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nemesismess:
IT’S A HUSS IN A BOX
30rockasaurus:
victoria beckham wanted to go into a store to buy david a watch, but didn’t want the paparazzi there taking pictures and ruining the surprise for him.
so she bought a sex doll, dressed it like her, and got someone to drive it around town to distract the photographers.
and the paparazzi fell for it.
i love victoria beckham.
foulfeathers:
hey assholes meenah chucked a potion that exponentially increases your lifespan off of a balcony and it landed on someone just a reminder
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zippkat:
OH MY GOD
I JUST REALIZED
WE WERE THE UPDATE